LOOKING UP LITTLE
Lupe Fuentes
by Paulie K.
Since arriving in America 8 months ago, Lupe Fuentes has become porn’s major import. Her appearance at this year’s AVN was a major smash and her Fleshlight has quickly become a best seller. Half Columbian and half Spanish, to say Lupe is a world traveler would be an understatement. This girl has been around the world and then some, and bringing great success wherever she goes. Starting out as a humble website some 2 years ago, in a foreign country, Little Lupe quickly became an internet sensation. Everything this hot new talent touches, seems to turn to gold. Now being signed with and managed by the legendary mogul and Biohazard founder, Evan Seinfeld, she seems destined to break new barriers and gain more fans throughout the globe. Seeing as Lupe has not yet mastered the English language, I got the honor of interviewing both her and Evan as they were stuck in traffic.
PK: Evan, some people are saying you bagged the coup de grace, the prize of all prizes, with the beautiful Lupe Fuente, please tell me how this gorgeous creature fell on your lap. First Tera Patrick, now Lupe - you have to be luckiest man alive.
Evan: Hey Paulie, thanks. Yea, believe it or not, she found me on MySpace.
PK: MySpace? Really?
Evan: Yes, she emailed me about a year ago, saying she was very impressed with what I did with Tera, how I managed her and got her into a lot of mainstream stuff, as well as myself and wanted to know if we could meet.
PK: Who in their right minds would turn her down?
Evan: Exactly, plus she was living overseas in another country at the time with her big time website, Little Lupe, and so I didn’t know how serious she was. You know about one percent of girls who say they wanna meet you actually meet you.
PK: True, and this one is coming from across the Pacific Ocean!!
Evan: Yea, so I just said sure, and left it at that. You know, if she made it, she made it.
PK: Has she done any movies before coming here?
Evan: I think she shot one film for Private, that’s it.
PK: So you got a fresh Lupe!
Evan: Her movie did very well overseas, and her website did very well overseas, oh and she has a new website now, ILoveLupe.com, so you can go see her there as well.
PK: I also heard her Fleshlight is the highest seller in the group.
Evan: Her Fleshlight is outselling, Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, and everyone else and we are very proud of that, yes.
PK: Lupe, why don’t you give me your measurements, so everyone out there can picture you.
Lupe: Well, I am 4’9”, 78 lbs, 30C-20-30. I am very small.
PK: Yes you are!! Wow - dude -
Evan: Yea, I like spinners. Spinners are amazing fucks. Lupe is so small though, she’s more then a spinner, she’s a twirler.
PK: A twirler, nice. Plus she has the world’s greatest ass.
Evan: You know I just hang out all day and grab her ass. It feels like a brand new pair of perky tits - unbelievable.
Lupe: I am very happy with my life, I love to enjoy life, I love sexy parties, and I love being with Evan.
PK: How long have you known her, Evan?
Evan: I’ve known her for 8 months, we’ve been dating for 6 months. We just came back from tour with Biohazard, I took her with me and we went everywhere. Tell him where we went baby.
Lupe: Oh my God we went all over. Germany, England, Belgium, I met his parents and his family and they are wonderful, wonderful people.
PK: Tell me Lupe, do you like his music? Some people don’t go for it, but how do you like it?
Lupe: I love his music! I am on the side of the stage every time he plays, I love it.
Evan: Yea, I’m trying to take pictures of her ass while I’m playing, it’s hilarious. She’s always front and center - she loves the music.
Lupe: I love porn too. I am really loving the industry, and I love to watch Evan fuck other girls. We watch porn together almost every night.
PK: Really? Who are the some of the girls or boys you like most?
Lupe: I love Sunny Leone, I love Riley Steele -
Evan: She loves to watch me fuck, Paulie, she really does. I’ve banged over 200 girls in the industry now, and that’s only in front of the camera. I get to fuck much more of them in our personal lives.
PK: Who is your next target, Evan, which girl do you want next?
Evan: I want Riley Steele, she seems like a such a fuck doll.
PK: She is very beautiful, yes. So you invite the girls over and Lupe watches or joins in?
Evan: Yea, you know, they come over, maybe we shoot some content, have a good time and see what happens.
PK: The girls come over, and Lupe loves to watch? Evan, you got the life of a God
or something.
Evan: I love what I do, Paulie, and I work hard at it. Lupe Fuentes is also appearing in the spring issue of Hustler magazine. We don’t know if she has the cover yet, though.
PK: Hustler? Wow, her star is rising fast, isn’t it?
Evan: You should have seen her at the Vivid booth at the AVN Awards this year.
It was ridiculous.
Lupe: I love greeting and meeting with all my fans, they are all so wonderful.
PK: I bet she draws a crowd wherever she goes - even at a hot dog stand.
Evan: We were there, at the AVN Awards, hosting a party at Planet Hollywood, it was sick. It was so packed, it was crazy. The party was also for one of my sites, Rockstarpornstar.com. It is the world’s first mainstream pornstar website.
PK: You mean your gonna get mainstream rockstars on there?
Evan: We’re gonna have the world’s hottest pornstars on there - Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze, I fuck them rough. We already have over 200 scenes shot and ready to go.
PK: Man, do you ever take a day off? Seriously.
Evan: I am lucky because Lupe is extremely supportive of me and what I want
to achieve.
PK: Now tell me quickly, because Evan, you are known for being married to Tera Patrick - what happened?
Evan: You know, I knew Tera for 7 years, we were married for 5 years, it was great, but I think it just ran it’s course.
PK: So now big blow out or blow up or no Tiger Woods kinda of thing?
Evan: No, no big thing. She is now living in Las Vegas, I wish her all the best, our lawyers handled everything, and I met Lupe at the right time.
PK: You met Lupe after you guys broke up or is Lupe the reason you guys broke up?
Evan: I met Lupe after the divorce and after everything had settled down - look, if you can have your girlfriend or your wife as your best friend - then you got it all. I don’t care what anybody says - if your wife is your best friend, then that is truly a great relationship.
PK: Wow, a little philosophy from Dr. Phil over here.
Evan: Look Paulie, it’s true. I’m telling you, I’ve been through it all.
PK: Evan, I have to ask you about the VH1 show, “Supergroup” - I loved it, I loved watching it, give me some dirt. Did you really hate Sabastian Bach?
Evan: C”mon, man, you know better then to believe that shit on TV. I love Sebastian, we got really close. I actually just finished talking to Ted Nugent before calling you.
PK: That was some show man, what a group. Did you know Bach is now on Celebrity Fit Club?
Evan: Really? He is? That guy will go on anything, anything! Ha ha. What a nut.
PK: So Lupe, what are your favorite sex positions?
Lupe: I love to get fucked doggystyle and I love to be on top.
Evan: She also loves this other position - tell him, honey.
Lupe: I love to lay back, with my legs closed, and have the guy on top of me, fucking me, with his legs on the outside.
PK: What is that, the rape position?
Evan: I know, it’s like a rape thing, right? You can only do that with a big cock, though - so we’re lucky that way.
PK: No, YOU are lucky that way, ha ha. Evan give me your quick thought on The Who playing the Superbowl.
Evan: Man I love The Who, Roger Daltry got more pussy then anyone else alive.
PK: Wait - what about Gene Simmons? He claims more then 4,000 woman, although Paul Stanley kind of laughed at that.
Evan: Let me tell you a quick story about Kiss.
PK: Okay, but hurry up, we’re about out of time.
Evan: 1997, I hosted MTV Headbangers Ball, and I’m friends with Peter Criss, the drummer of KISS. Backstage, Gene comes over to me and says, “Do you have a book?” I said “Yes”, Gene replies, “Would you like to see my book?” Now a book, in rock and roll terms, is a stack of polaroids you keep of yourself fucking women backstage. So I said, “Sure”. Gene reaches down into his KISS outfit and pulls out this small but dense polaroid book.
PK: Oh my, a book of pictures that Gene Simmons from KISS has of fucking groupies backstage? That is so awesome!
Evan: Yea, so Paulie wait - he goes, “Now can I see your book?” I go to the back and get my book, and his draw fucking dropped! I had this huge book, all of groupies with my cock in their mouth! The guy was floored.
PK: You think your book was bigger then Gene Simmons?
Evan: Who knows, but he was definitely impressed.
PK: Alright, let’s wrap this up. What are you plugging?
Evan: Okay, we have ILoveLupe.com, and Rockstarpornstar.com, go there to find pics, emails, schedules and everything else about us.
PK: What about feature dancing, has she started that yet?
Lupe: Yes, I love dancing and meeting everyone! I love it!
Evan: Yea go to her site to see where she’ll be. We have LA Erotica, FAME Awards, NY Exotica Show, all that stuff, so make sure you go to the sites and see where we’ll be.
PK: Thank you Evan Seinfeld, thank you Lupe Fuentes - I’ll catch up with you guys at the next party.
The guy was married to Tera Patrick, played music with Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham and Sebastian Bach, and out-fucked KISS and Gene Simmons!! Now, he is dating 4’9” Columbian sexpot Lupe Fuentes!! Who loves watching him fuck other pornstars!! When I die, I wanna come back as Evan Seinfeld!! Anyway, catch Lupe Fuentes at ILoveLupe.com, and check out Evan at Rockstarpornstar.com.
You can Twitter me @Pauliek2003 for any suggestions, opinions or people you wanna see in this magazine or anywhere else.
Thank you and stay horny America!!
